First aid kit: Here are five dad jokes for Father's Day
Father’s Day is here, and if you find yourself short on dad jokes, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
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I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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For a more steady supply of dad jokes, we recommend the book
“The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes: Because Your Dad Thinks He's Hilarious” by Ian Allen.