Father’s Day is here, and if you find yourself short on dad jokes, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered:


    Why don't eggs tell jokes?

    Because they might crack up!

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    I used to hate facial hair,

    but then it grew on me.

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    How does a penguin build its house?

    Igloos it together

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    Why did the scarecrow win an award?

    Because he was outstanding in his field!

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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

    It's impossible to put down!

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      For a more steady supply of dad jokes, we recommend the book
      The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes: Because Your Dad Thinks He's Hilarious” by Ian Allen.